Many agencies have received a number of reports about the potentially fatal threat of cucumbers. Humans are recording the interaction between cats and cucumbers, and then uploading the videos online.
Humans seem to believe that this interaction is amusing, however, they clearly don’t understand the seriousness of these situations. Humans believe that cucumbers are an edible delight, and therefore discount the relationship they have with the deadly snake.
Cucumbers are closely related to snakes, and are just as threatening. New agency research has discovered that the two share a genetic link. This discovery means that cucumbers are a threat, and they can kill.
Agencies are advising that cucumbers should be avoided at all costs, and recommend that any cat who has been exposed should seek immediate expert attention.